Oh holy shit... MOTHER FUCKER

Oh. Dear. God.
FF.NET IS DOWN!!!!!!!!
*pops antianxiety meds*
Don't they know what this does to thousands upon thousands of readers and writers out there? Don't they know that we can't live without our fanfiction? I mean, come the fuck on!!!! I was reading, all immersed in this fuckawesome fic (Lessons in Forbidden Love, in case you were wondering), and all of the sudden, I hit next, and it's all like 503 something something, no server can handle this request. And was like. You MOTHER FUCKING SHIT BITCH FUCKING WHORE SLUT OF A FUCKING SITE I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!
Instead I turned to my blog, to rant a little.

Ok, now you know that....

I'm going to treat you to a rare insight on just how uncivilised I really am:

Emmy - Jasper+Alice When you're fifteen and someone tells you they love you, you're gonna believe them says:
have returned

Phil - the good are so harsh to the clever, the clever so rude to the good says:
just in time, the barbarians are at the gates

Emmy - Jasper+Alice When you're fifteen and someone tells you they love you, you're gonna believe them says:
^o)

Phil - the good are so harsh to the clever, the clever so rude to the good says:
my cousin just sent me an IM but i'm in the mood for more civilised conversation
that includes you (in case you didn't realise)

Emmy - Jasper+Alice When you're fifteen and someone tells you they love you, you're gonna believe them says:
im not fucking civilised
im eating off a plate on my lap drinking fucking coke out of the 2L bottle. Whilst ranting on my blog

So now you see, I am really the least civilised, least girl, mother fucking bitch out there.

Ok, and you know what sucks even more. Algonquinrt can get to individual reviews, and reply, and all that shit. And I fucking can't. Stupid fucking site.

I'm going to go cry into a pillow and indulge in comfort food now.

Manic.